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The local news in NC, WRAL, reported on women in combat. They claimed that women will soon be on the front lines… first linear war is a thing of the past, the front. Line is every where, second females have been serving in combat roles since linear war went extinct.

explosm:

Our new short, Drunk, serves as a cautionary tale AND a venue for talking poop! What more do you need?
Check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u22Q9B8AzA

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(COLONOSCOPY QUOTES)


1. Take it easy Doc… You’re boldly going where no man has gone before.

2. ‘Find Amelia Earhart yet?’

3. ‘Can you hear me NOW?’

4. ‘Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?’

5. ‘You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.’

6. ‘Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?’

7. ‘You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…’

8. ‘Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!’

9. ‘If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!’

10. ‘Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.’

11. ‘You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?’

And the best one of all:
12. ‘Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?’

(via rollsoffthetongue)

Everything You Don't Know About Tipping - Wait But Why

iliftthingsupandputthemd0wn:

PSA on tipping. After spending last year working at Dunkin Donuts as I applied to medical schools, I really learned the value of giving a good tip. Not saying that you need to go extremely out of your way to tip but I know the few extra bucks I made helped out a ton.

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